May 2013
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First world problem of the day: I wish Pinterest had a queue feature so I didn’t have to bombard people with pins of ten different dresses all at once.
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applebright:
seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
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Why do I only become aware of good shows after they’ve been cancelled/when they’re on their last legs?
delightfully-bitchy:
*whispers* Pomp and Circumstance
*distant band kids screaming in pain*
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Reading a nice little fic that’s well written and has a decent plot and suddenly someone does something completely out of character.
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czystiel:
thetricksterandtheoptimist:
evil-overlordess:
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
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Annie: You sat in a room for 26 straight hours. Didn't that bother you?!
Abed: Yeah, I was livid.
Annie: Then why didn't you leave?!
Abed: Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends.
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blissfully-different:
winchesterlicious:
where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I...
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there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
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hc-svnt-dracones:
I feel like they could remake that whole movie from Chekov’s point of view.
The title would be THIS IS NOT MY JOB! and it would just be two hours of Chekov running around the warp core with his little goggles as everything goes to shit all around him.
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so i just saw star trek haha prepare yourselves, y’all. tagging everything as star trek spoilers, use protection if you’ve got it.
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idk why i even bother getting crushes on people because it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings
finechester:
I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all
‘hello my children what happened wh—’
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canieatthisshit:
consequentialism:
if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
booksandteaandallthingslovely:
karkaliciousss:
THAT FEELING WHEN U WANNA BE SOMEONES FRIEND BUT THEYRE REALLY COOL
SO ALL YOU DO IS STAY IN THE BACKGROUND AND JUST KINDA WATCH THEM LIKE
“pls be my friend im in love with you (◕‿◕✿) ”
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mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
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Spoilers everywhere nope bye guys see you tomorrow after i have time to watch the finale
lzbth:
‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
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ixnay-on-the-oddk:
lunatrip:
lunatrip:
sicam:
sicam:
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
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Holidays at the Harrison house: an ongoing competition between blood and marriage kin to see who can make the most people feel like shit without actually saying or doing anything overtly offensive.
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Tumblr: BULLYING IS WRONG. People are people. We don't put anybody down for what they like and believe in!
Tumblr: Taylor Swift is a slut who sucks at singing. OMG. I can't believe that 23-year-old woman has the balls to have dated like, 6 guys since she was 15. HOW DARE SHE! FEMINISM. SHE'S A SLUT.
Tumblr: BUT BULLYING IS NOT RIGHT. DO NOT PUT PEOPLE DOWN FOR WHAT THEY LIKE!!
Tumblr: Except Kristen Stewart. I mean, I haven't seen a single one of her movies but I saw a photo of her once and she suckssss at acting. Like, who gave her the right to be in a bunch of movies? I doubt the directors even chose her. She probably just waltzed in and took the parts from good actresses! OMG.
Tumblr: BUT BULLYING IS WRONG.
Tumblr: All twilight fans are stupid and illiterate lol let's put offensive comments on all of their edits/gifsets and let them know how much we hate them hahaha
Tumblr: BUT WE ARE ALL UNITED AGAINST BULLYING
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matt-smiths:
christopher is nine
david is ten
matthew is eleven
sorry moffat ding dong u are wrong
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I love how, even with all the wonky feelings I have about the Church in general, reading the words “God bless you” at the end of an email can still warm my heart.
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